Sharpies get me high.

May 31

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methlabrador:

my blog is basically just live footage of me losing my mind 

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don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

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sharticles:

Where can I find a male version of me

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how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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Patient - Alex Pardee

Patient - Alex Pardee

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thelordofthebutts:

if you don’t hate me and find me unbelievably annoying you will soon

you will

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May 30

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