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my blog is basically just live footage of me losing my mind
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don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
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Where can I find a male version of me
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[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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Patient - Alex Pardee
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if you don’t hate me and find me unbelievably annoying you will soon
you will
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